i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
caught red handed
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
omfg i remember this
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, i see you charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts